Watchdog Needed

Hey you, crazy people! Came back for some advice, huh? Well, you know me; online casino is my specialty! So, before you’ll be on your way to an online casino addiction I just wanted to give a few tips! Yep, and they are absolutely free! Consider it my type of an online casino bonus!.. So, let’s get to business, folks! You know (yeah-yeah, you!) how you often end up broke after playing at an online casino, borrowing money from your coworkers who think you are a loser!

Well, not anymore! You are finally gonna prove to the whole world that you are an extremely successful dude! All you need is some one trustworthy who doesn’t have the knack for online casino gambling, and who is gonna stop you each time you’ll come dangerously close to bankruptcy! Yep, it’s gonna be the tough way! If you can’t control yourself at the online casino, you’ll need to find someone who can! Quitting an online casino altogether is not the answer, cause’ those damn online casino jackpots are too good to pass up!

Online casino developing language skills

For anyone who follows online casino news and events - and you don’t need to be half as religious about it as me – you must have realized that online casinos are going global. Not only because the gambling sites are being driven out of the USofA (we’ll see what ends up happening on that front), but also because the world is there for the taking.

Untapped markets span the globe from China to Brazil, Spain to Turkey. Soon people all over the world will be able to gamble, if they so wish, at an online casino that will speak their language. Internet is accessible everywhere as it is, sure, but why must everybody speak English to use the online casinos? People speaking different languages will be able to gamble for different currencies, playing “local” games and thus join the international wagon. Welcome to the new age.

WANNA BE FUNNY LIKE ME?

Online casino craps – originates from the word crap! Bah-hah-hah! That’s me making a joke! I’ll tell you all online casino gamblers a secret: craps is one of the best games out there! Believe me, I’ve tried them all! And it was all pretty damn crappy except for online casino craps! I’m not gonna be all luring and stuff, and say that this is an easy game to play! You actually have to learn the rules and understand what’s all the commotion’s about, in order to win a buck in online casino craps! So, if you have an IQ of Paris Hilton I wouldn’t be so bold as to recommend you this amazingly “crappy” online casino game (yep, joking again).

But if you’ve managed to conquer your dyslexia, or whatever other child-trauma you had, and now you can actually read and comprehend some instructions, then get your ass down to an online casino and start playing those casino craps! See how good of a mood I’m in?! Well, that’s cause I’ve just won in the game of online casino craps! Not so crappy at all, is it?! (I get it, the joke’s getting old! So good bye and good luck)!

Mayflower’s Sailing Back

Hey, you online gambling dudes! How’ve you all been holding up? I mean with all those crappy news about the Unlawful Gambling Bill?!.. Darn it! You know, that this whole banning of the online casino playing in the Sates is actually good news for someone? For whom you asked? Well, not for those who opposed online casino gambling anyway! For all those foreign dudes! Yeah, Europe – Sheurope, exactly! Now many of our favorite online casino websites are actually beginning to develop new websites in various languages other than English!

Yep, if we can’t play, other lucky bastards are gonna get to win all those awesome online casino jackpots! So, this is totally bogus: like online casinos in Norwegian (what the hell is THAT?) in French and Spanish! Whatever! Anyway it’s a total bummer! I guess for me to play in my favorite online casino I will have to immigrate now! Yep, I am gonna be that funny lookin’ guy with an artistic beard or whatever! Just call me Jacque… But at least I’ll get to play my favorite online casino games!

dont go all wild on insurance

This is just a mistake I think a lot of players are making at the online casino and because I’m such a people person, I would to share this with you, hoping that you my friend, will not make the insurance mistake. So, one of the worst plays you can make is insuring a hand of 20 made up of two 10’s. What you’re actually doing is insuring yourself against the dealer having a 10 when you’ve already reduced the odds of him having one by having two yourself. Listen, don’t you already pay enough on car insurance?

Another mistake is choosing the wrong play when the dealer shows an ace and could be holding a possible Blackjack. Ok, now lets say you have a blackjack and that dealer the dealer has that ace- at this point you can still purchase insurance. Many players fear having a push forced on them and end up taking ‘even money’. Taking Insurance on your Blackjack vs a Dealer’s Ace is called ‘even money’ because regardless of the Dealer’s hand, you will take an ‘even money’ payout of 1-1 on your blackjack. They say that you learn from your mistakes, but you also lose lots o’ money.

5 cent spin on slots

Slots is the ultimate game for tightasses. While my folks rather put up with the stink of the landbased casino, I upgraded to the online version, although still enjoying playing small scale. Some slot machines give you an opportunity to play for as little as 5 cents per spin. Check Monaco Gold for instance. I don’t think you can get any lower than that, and believe me when I say that I mean this in the most positive way. The good thing about the nickels and dimes slot game is that it can simply go on…and on…and on. And I really like snailing on and on with slots.

I actually decided couple months ago to brief my parents in the online casino world. Or should I say to brief them into the computer world. I got as far as to introducing them to the Enter button although my mom did some far out moves with the mouse.They’ve still got a long way to go until they’d achieve my high level online slot gambling expertise.

Goa explores casino world

The state of Goa in India is exploring the idea of becoming a mini vegas, I exaggerate of course, but it looks like there is some movement there in the gambling direction. Since the online casino scene is light years away from becoming a national craze (because seriously, you can’t get a decent internet connection there), it looks like this is the right move. Actually the Indian congress is leading a move that invites proposals to set up ten offshore casinos.

There is a lot of opposition to the governments plan; they are saying that Goa will change into a dangerous place and would promote a ‘prostitution and gambling centric tourism’. Goa, I hear, is a beautiful place - haven’t been there, but as it happens, some of my best friends are Indians, and they believe that Goa will just get stronger from a move like this.